After sitting on the news that PETA's leader Ingrid Newkirk had publicly denounced all pit bulls as dangerous, unworthy of rescue resources and better off dead for a good week or so, Scott and I decided it was time to round up the girls and have a little talk.
At first they were all like PETA what? Ingrid who? We don't care...
Just give us that damn cookie we see in your hand!
Wait, she means me?
But then the bad news sunk in.
You see both Angie and Gracie are rescued pit bulls. And if Ingrid had her way, instead of playing at the park, charming everyone in the neighborhood and just being great dogs, both of our girls would be dead.
So, Scott sat down with the girls and explained that while it's hard being a pit bull (and a pit bull advocate) in today's hysterical society, it wasn't the girls' fault that PETA was letting their ignorant leader make dangerous and untruthful anti-dog remarks.
Still, knowing that the head honcho at the world's best known animal rights group wants you, an animal, dead for absolutely no real reason can make you feel pretty low.
So the girls rolled around with some ideas...
And even consulted honorary pit bull member, Viper.
Because three heads are better than two.
And they all decided to just laugh it off.
Because acting this good and looking this darn cute in their winter apparel will have Ingrid eating her words in no time!
2 comments:
i love the story! what a great ending. screw ingrid, you can't spend time worrying about one ignorant person when you are that damn adorable!
stephy, am i gunna get to meet these sweeties over the holidays?? i miss you and scott too!!
I have to say you two are hysterical.
Good girls for laughing it of. She is a joke anyways. You girls are better than that.
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